Holey, I had the strangest dream last night... I dreamed that I was looking for my dad downtown and I thought that he would be at this one bar, so I went in. As soon as I got in, I realized that it wasn't just any bar, but a strip joint! It was about that time that I realized that it wasn't just any strip joint, but a MALE strip joint! So I looked around and found my dad and decided that I would have a couple of beers with him. Then I realized that the girl working the bar was one of my friends from church. So I polished off the two beers and then I was feeling the effects of the alcohol quite a bit since I never drink. It was weird, because I was actually dizzy in my dream. I think it was about that point that my dad said he had to leave, and I told him I was going to stay longer. So then after my dad left my friend from church was like "You're up next" and ushered me to the stage. So there I was on the stage and I look down and I see these old gay guys staring up at me and then the music starts playing, so I decided that I was just going to try my best, so I started dancing a bit and shaking my booty and I thought to myself "I guess I should take off my shirt", so that's what I started to do and I think I took off my pants too (but I'm not sure), but what I do remember is thinking to myself how easy it was! Just then I look over at the door and I see my dad coming back into the bar and at the same time the song stopped and my friend told me to get off the stage and I went over and said hi to my dad. We started talking about some random stuff, then he's like "was that you on stage?" and I told him that it was and I was so embarassed cuz my dad saw me stripping. It was sooo weird. Then I decided that I was going to leave and go back to my dad's hotel, which was like 5 blocks away and I left.

Anyone good at interpreting dreams?